So, in Astronomy, we have to make are own constellations, so I made one in dedication for Steven Colbert. Here it is.

One day, Zeus and all the other gods were sick of being wrong. So they decided to come together and make a being that held more power then all of them to find an ultimate truth of life, or if you will. The truthiness of life. Bestowing upon this being the strength of a god, and the flaws of a human, like poor eyesight, and one ear lower the the other... Common issues among mortals. This being was named Steven Colbert (Kol-burt) They placed him upon mortal men to see what would happen, just for fun. Unfortunately when he was thrown into the world like a dart, he had the misfortune to land in the forest, where he would be raised by a bear. The bear specifically, Papa bear O'Reilly, Taught Steven the way of the land. And as time pass, he forgot of his awesome power, and duties to the gods. It was when Papa bear O'reilly was angered however when a hunter confused him with a teleprompter featuring words hes never seen before. He snapped at Steven and frightened him with a rage hes never seen. Steven ran into the cities where he would be left alone to his own devices. Years pass, and Steven drifted through life without a purpose.He tried acting, but it was all too fake. That is when Colbert remembered his purpose in life, to find Truthiness. And so he set off to become a journalist for the truthinessiest broadcasters around, Fox News. When Steven arrived at Fox News head quarters, he saw that in years, Papa bear O'Reilly, was able to make a career out of himself by building a house of lies in tribute to what Steven would stand for, Truthiness. Steven was confused, and slightly conflicted by Papa bears betrayal. So he ran off to become as powerful as his Papa bear O'Rielly is. He changed his name from Colbert to Colbert (Coal-Bear). he changed his name to a more french sounding one to lure Liberals into a false sense of security, as so he could devestate them all the more, just like he was taught by his Papa bear. He tricked such stars like John Steward into employing him. Steven quietly trained his truth throughout the years until his goal was finally met. After years of enduring hell under the employment of Jon Steward, he received his own show. One that although small in numbers would grow into a vast army. With his show, he was able to save the Albino White Elephant of Africa by using his awesome powers of editing Wikipedia. He made himself an enemy of Rain, and Singed in Korean. He tackled the leads of the political worlds, and brought them to tears on his show, and finally achieved "Thruthiness." This rewarded Steven with many things; A bridge, Eagle, Turtle, Hockey Team, and show, are all named after Colbert. And thats why we have a constellation in honor of Steven. Not only to honor his greatness, We place it near the Big and Little bear to be a reminder of his ongoing battle against Bear, to let them know, there on notice.