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The dance of love!

(Underscores do not work... So image version!!!) Photobucket

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Truthi-Stars Story

So, in Astronomy, we have to make are own constellations, so I made one in dedication for Steven Colbert. Here it is.

One day, Zeus and all the other gods were sick of being wrong. So they decided to come together and make a being that held more power then all of them to find an ultimate truth of life, or if you will. The truthiness of life. Bestowing upon this being the strength of a god, and the flaws of a human, like poor eyesight, and one ear lower the the other... Common issues among mortals. This being was named Steven Colbert (Kol-burt) They placed him upon mortal men to see what would happen, just for fun. Unfortunately when he was thrown into the world like a dart, he had the misfortune to land in the forest, where he would be raised by a bear. The bear specifically, Papa bear O'Reilly, Taught Steven the way of the land. And as time pass, he forgot of his awesome power, and duties to the gods. It was when Papa bear O'reilly was angered however when a hunter confused him with a teleprompter featuring words hes never seen before. He snapped at Steven and frightened him with a rage hes never seen. Steven ran into the cities where he would be left alone to his own devices. Years pass, and Steven drifted through life without a purpose.He tried acting, but it was all too fake. That is when Colbert remembered his purpose in life, to find Truthiness. And so he set off to become a journalist for the truthinessiest broadcasters around, Fox News. When Steven arrived at Fox News head quarters, he saw that in years, Papa bear O'Reilly, was able to make a career out of himself by building a house of lies in tribute to what Steven would stand for, Truthiness. Steven was confused, and slightly conflicted by Papa bears betrayal. So he ran off to become as powerful as his Papa bear O'Rielly is. He changed his name from Colbert to Colbert (Coal-Bear). he changed his name to a more french sounding one to lure Liberals into a false sense of security, as so he could devestate them all the more, just like he was taught by his Papa bear. He tricked such stars like John Steward into employing him. Steven quietly trained his truth throughout the years until his goal was finally met. After years of enduring hell under the employment of Jon Steward, he received his own show. One that although small in numbers would grow into a vast army. With his show, he was able to save the Albino White Elephant of Africa by using his awesome powers of editing Wikipedia. He made himself an enemy of Rain, and Singed in Korean. He tackled the leads of the political worlds, and brought them to tears on his show, and finally achieved "Thruthiness." This rewarded Steven with many things; A bridge, Eagle, Turtle, Hockey Team, and show, are all named after Colbert. And thats why we have a constellation in honor of Steven. Not only to honor his greatness, We place it near the Big and Little bear to be a reminder of his ongoing battle against Bear, to let them know, there on notice.

daodos 3 points 1 reply 6 months ago

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What to use your Rebate on? (Globalization Example)

  • If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

  • If we purchase any other useless crap, it will go to Taiwan

So ultimately none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos since all these products are still produced in the USA. (Thanks to the Repulicans, these are about all we have left for American produced products & services).

Thank you for your help in supporting the U.S. economy.

daodos 3 points 1 reply 6 months ago

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life

My thoughts on Anonymous

First off... FUCK ANONYMOUS. This isn't an ass kissing statement for there attacks on Scientology, I hate scientology as much as any other guy, but this is more. Its about the distinctions of virtual and real life. For what is virtual domain such as the web but a tool and emulator of real life. What we see as Anonymous today is a warning of things to come. Luckly the "face" of anonymous is rather kind in comparison, they don't want violence, they don't want hate. They just want freedom of press. What I see wrong with this, is the future of cyber terrorism for us ahead. To be anonmous is to be a coward. Not having an identity is to give up your will. And when you act without a will you are as brain washed as these scientologist. So I foresee a cult starting REALLY soon on the same level as scientology based around this. To be anonymous is to be everything, so power comes with it, but the distinction between you and the next person blurs, things you have in common aren't just in common but exactly the same. This is scary to me. I would rather stay my name but no one of us can face a power such as Anonymous.They are a fire and act wildly. The only morals them thinking whats right. My support of there attacks on scientology stands here, but what are they going to attack next? All I'm saying is...

FUCK ANONYMITY, STAND ON YOUR OWN FEET AND MORALS, AND DON'T BE A TOOL; RULE YOUR LIFE, THE POWER OF ONE CAN MATCH THE POWER OF THOUSANDS!

Anyway, that my whole take on this "war" going on.

daodos 3 points 3 replies 8 months ago

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games

Metroid II remake Tech Demo 64digits.com

Finnaly, a nice remake of Metroid II! I remember playing this on the gameboy. Lots of influential stuff came from here. Like multiple stages of a Metroids life span, (Queen Metroid being the final boss) and things like the spider ball.

daodos 3 points 8 months ago

Just to show

Games can be educational. Now lets never make anything this educational again. Unless it like Typing for the dead. (A FPS zombie shooting typing practice game based off of House of the Dead by Capcom!)

daodos 3 points 1 reply 8 months ago Context

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games

Why Tourney Players don't deserve Brawl uk.youtube.com

NO ITEMS! FOX ONLY! FINAL DESTINATION!

So far out of 41 stages. Only 5 are considered tourney legal. Final Destination (which might be taken off the list because people keep wall jumping instead of grabbing the edges!!! n00bs...) Smashville Battlefield Yoshi's Island Lylat Cruise

daodos 3 points 1 reply 8 months ago

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Subliminal Fox agenda? uk.youtube.com

??? Is it??? Damn conservative media...

daodos 2 points 6 months ago

Its openish!?(bad link)

F* F F F F**, This sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks, this sucks.

Never doing a countdown again. This just rushed me into crap. New plan. EVERYBODY POST SOMETHING THEY WANT OUT OF THIS SITE! May it be a forum, actual content >_<, or whatever. I'm going back to the drawing board for now.

daodos 2 points 1 reply 6 months ago

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cartoon

These guys are good fortaxreasons.com

Go watch "I'm in your manger stealing your savior" and "H.P. Paper Craft." Both are hilarious.

"Theres too many zippers, I don't care what fantasy it is."

daodos 2 points 1 reply 8 months ago

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games

Wait... NEW SONIC THAT MIGHT BE GOOD! uk.youtube.com

Its 3d... with side scrolling... THIS IS THE ONE! I KNOW IT! THE CONSOLE SONIC I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

(Now if they could only make a side-scrolling Metroid again...)

daodos 2 points 2 replies 8 months ago

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politics

The most important speech in our lives yet uk.youtube.com

Obama just won the Democratic nomination. Case closed. Thsi is the greatest speech I have ever been privleged to witness. If Obama doesn't win the elections this year. I will move to Canada or Brittan. I'll do it!

daodos 2 points 2 replies 8 months ago

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